some sage advice given from miss cookie

ME: E!!

E!: miss cookie!!

ME: miss cookie had a melt down

ME: but is now back

ME: calm a serene

ME: found out caleb is now engaged

ME: to that cross eyed beast

E!: oh man

ME: i was shaking with rage

ME: but my mom came and picked me up

ME: and i cried

ME: and she made me a samich

E!: oh man

E!: im so sorry

ME: and now all better

ME: it's ok,

E!: good!

ME: it's not like i want to be with him

ME: that's not the emotion

ME: he just hurt me so bad

ME: he doesn't deserve any kind of hapiness

ME: he hurts the miss cookie

ME: so much worse then any man has

E!: well...elise is being an idiot tonight

ME: oh?

ME: cute guy who doesn't pay attention to you?

E!: yep

ME: don't be an idiot

E!: i fucking suck

ME: god damit elise

ME: your supposed to be smarter

E!: he's so goddamn cute

E!: I KNOW!

E!: SEirously man, cute guys are like my kryptonite

ME: your younger than miss cookie

E!: no joke.

ME: what kind of thing is that to say?

E!: common sense goes out the window when a cute guy is involved

ME: like how are cute guys not everyone kryptonite

E!: especially a tall cute guy...with an incredibly sexy 5 oclock shadow...

ME: it's true you're kind of a tard

E!: fuuuuuucl

E!: HAHAHA

E!: i really am

ME: but i still love you

ME: and i'll be hear to talk you down

E!: we all have our vices

E!: mine apparently is asshole douchebags

ME: atleast yours are cute

E!: HAHAHA

ME: yes,

E!: im so glad we can commiserate

ME: mine is arrogant smart geeks

ME: there's something about a man doesn't instantly want to give me everything i want

ME: that wants to destroy all self love i have, there's something instantly that makes them attractive

ME: sometimes their not even that smart

ME: they just think they are

ME: 10% arrogance will make up for the 90% of brains

E!: see dude, this is my problem

E!: im attracted to brosefs

E!: im seriously attracted to douchebag frat guys

E!: and its AWFUL

E!: i wish i wasnt....but ive come to realize that I really am

ME: disgusting

ME: elise

E!: its putrid

ME: we hate brosef

E!: i know

ME: we hate!

E!: it makes me sad

ME: no one likes brosef

ME: maybe its like taco bell

E!: its so bad for you...but so good

ME: it sounds like a great idea

E!: hahahaha

ME: then 2 hours later...no

ME: not so much

ME: it makes me sad too

ME: brosefs need to be with bar skaggs

ME: and you my darling are no bar skagg

E!: this is very, very true

ME: they belong together

ME: your much too pretty for that bs

E!: well maybe Nick the Sales Guy will royally fuck me over thus obliterating my attraction to brosefs

ME: is this like some kind of self punishment

E!: it must be.

E!: it really must be.

ME: no i think it would just increase it

ME: lol

ME: you love brosefs

E!: oh god, thats so true

E!: hahahahaha

ME: it's disturbing

E!: it is.

ME: for A your not stupid

E!: i need to find a super punk guy, or a hipster, and fall madly in love

ME: so automatically

ME: that could work

ME: wanna start going to these parties with me?

ME: that's all that goes

E!: yes!

ME: hipsters, punk dudes

E!: absolutely.

E!: take me away from Boiler and the brosefs

ME: ok but if i see you b-lining to brosef you must allow us to veto

ME: yeah you gotta stop going there

E!: yeah. for sure.

ME: the thing is your so much prettier than those girls

ME: it's like your trying to prove to no one that matters that your better than those skanks, we love you honey,

ME: and you are better than them

E!: thats an interesting way to look at it

E!: i never thought of it that way

ME: for god sakes look at you

ME: your gorgeous

E!: eh

ME: your face is exquiset

ME: and you've got great skin

E!: 30 more pounds and i'll be gorgeous

ME: and hair

ME: no, your gorgeous now

ME: and baby girl you know this cause it's the truth the men who are gonna like you when you don't like yourself arn't gonna stick around

ME: plus your friends are gonna hate them anyways

E!: you are wise

E!: very very wise

ME: lol

ME: you'll find someone whose cool and handsome and wonderful

ME: but you gotta be ready for it too, right? maybe that's why you like brosefs

ME: cause there's no way you could possibly be serious about those jack offs

E!: man...you bring up VERY good points

E!: i think you're right....i probably look for brosefs because i KNOW its not going to be a long-term thing

friend E is typing a message.

ME: but just cause it's not, doesn't mean it still doesn't hurt

ME: just like my loving caleb him not living up to his word doesn't negate my love, or how much he hurt me, it still hurts. but maybe your punishing your self

ME: i know i do it

ME: i'm sure i do

ME: even when i know it's not right, and it hurts over and over again,i'll hang on for dear life as their trying to shake me off