I think it’s important to know
I think it’s important to know, I can be a bad influence..I’ll tell you to do things cause I’d like to tell a funny story usually on a public forum like this. Sometimes I say things like i’d like to make some mistakes tonight…and I do.
Sometimes I feel like maybe I need to slow down..then I laugh at how silly that sounds.
Sometimes I fear I may need to get a boob job eventually, or that if I loose too much weight I’ll actually have a lot of wrinkles under my very fleshy peachy skin.
If pizza were a person I’d totally marry it..but the only problem is, pizzas always hanging out with salad, and salad is kind of a bitch, i’d like to enjoy pizza without salad always hanging out with us, making me feel guilty that I love pizza.
when a girl approaches a group of guys and says hello boys, it’s sexy, when a guy comes up to a group of girls you can turn a conversation creepy instantly by using the term ladies, it has high creep factor.
a mediocre movie is kind of like an ex..I liked it at the time but I don’t want to see it again…especially if the movie was kind of ass.
Last night I was told by a pretty obvious crack head how this cop walking by was really hot…I found this ironic and I laughed a little in my head. crack heads…they always make you feel better about your life..next time you feel like your fat or not good looking or fail..go to walmart, walk around for an hour, just walk, get your self a slurpy and just walk around, it’s the greatest therapy of i’m pretty you’ll ever have.
I find cat prints on my windshield hilariously cute, it’s like they loved on you. dunno why, I think it’s funny.
college is where dorks go to have sex with other dorks..it’s like a dork mating service…and that’s where your children are right now.
What I learned in home ec..how to make english muffin pizza, I was making custard when I was 7. fail school system.
When I hear stuff like my favorite movie is “you got mail” I’m not sure what to say except your man card is on suspension.
How I gauge if I’m loosing weight..the space in my bra cup gets bigger, but my pants get tighter..wait this isn’t a good system at all!
These are random thoughts I’ve had today, I realize it’s only 10:30 am..my minds been a busy bee.
