Dear internet dater
Please explain to me why you have one photo up, and it makes you look like a serial killer. that the phrase put the lotion in the basket may escape from your lips at any moment.
please explain what is so facinating about my profile that you serial killer guy want to say hi. and maybe lock me in your basement.
Is it that you don’t have one friend that could possibly take a non serial killer photo of you so hard to ask? I mean let’s be realistic if you really look like a serial killer well a well placed photo isn’t going to help when they meet you, but some effort is appreciate.
Also guys? pictures of you drinking shots isn’t hot, I dunno who gave you the idea that it is..but it isn’t no more tall boy pics and no more flippin the camera off pics please.
another thing, don’t post pictures of yourself that span a decade, otherwise when i see you and your really 55 i’m gonna run away. just saying.
