Are you a unicorn? or some other kind of mythical creature?

So, I started to realize my standards as of late have become ridiculous.

To be amazed a man is clean cut, well groomed, and has a job? ladies! these should be foundations, not wants.

really, i’m just happy if the man doesn’t have a stupid looking goatee, or a beer gut, or for god sakes just calls me the fuck back.

I’ve spent the last 2 years after Patrick compromising. Making excuses, seeing the inside instead of judging the outside. NO, does not want. seriously?

I have absolutely lost all patience for flaky, inconsiderate, no job, loosers.

sorry guys bring something to the table.

I have so many gorgeous, talented, smart, lovely woman who put up with these bums.

It’s time for a revolt.