September 2011
2 posts
Sappy input and thoughts - who inspires me.
Who inspires me you say? My mother.
I could write a novel about my mothers good deeds, how she’s constantly teaching me about life, how to raise two kids by yourself, and how to be a good human being.
Today however, I was thinking about my mom and how at late in life she decided work should be fun. yes, work should be fun, and to anyone who says otherwise isn’t someone I need to...
To Pay or Not to pay..my dilemma in dealing with...
If you’re interested in Social Media, how do you determine whether something is worth paying for or not? How do you quantify whether your $15 to $50 luncheons, parties, lectures and gatherings are going to yield interesting or even relevant information? Does it need to?
Do you simply go because you need to be seen? To be a real life presence to back up your virtual existence? In some ways...
October 2009
1 post
“ There is no remedy for love but to love more.”
– Henry David Thoreau
September 2009
1 post
Are you a unicorn? or some other kind of mythical...
So, I started to realize my standards as of late have become ridiculous.
To be amazed a man is clean cut, well groomed, and has a job? ladies! these should be foundations, not wants.
really, i’m just happy if the man doesn’t have a stupid looking goatee, or a beer gut, or for god sakes just calls me the fuck back.
I’ve spent the last 2 years after Patrick compromising. Making...
March 2009
3 posts
some sage advice given from miss cookie
ME: E!!
E!: miss cookie!!
ME: miss cookie had a melt down
ME: but is now back
ME: calm a serene
ME: found out caleb is now engaged
ME: to that cross eyed beast
E!: oh man
ME: i was shaking with rage
ME: but my mom came and picked me up
ME: and i cried
ME: and she made me a samich
E!: oh man
E!: im so sorry
ME: and now all better
ME: it's ok,
E!: good!
ME: it's not like i want to be with him
ME: that's not the emotion
ME: he just hurt me so bad
ME: he doesn't deserve any kind of hapiness
ME: he hurts the miss cookie
ME: so much worse then any man has
E!: well...elise is being an idiot tonight
ME: oh?
ME: cute guy who doesn't pay attention to you?
E!: yep
ME: don't be an idiot
E!: i fucking suck
ME: god damit elise
ME: your supposed to be smarter
E!: he's so goddamn cute
E!: I KNOW!
E!: SEirously man, cute guys are like my kryptonite
ME: your younger than miss cookie
E!: no joke.
ME: what kind of thing is that to say?
E!: common sense goes out the window when a cute guy is involved
ME: like how are cute guys not everyone kryptonite
E!: especially a tall cute guy...with an incredibly sexy 5 oclock shadow...
ME: it's true you're kind of a tard
E!: fuuuuuucl
E!: HAHAHA
E!: i really am
ME: but i still love you
ME: and i'll be hear to talk you down
E!: we all have our vices
E!: mine apparently is asshole douchebags
ME: atleast yours are cute
E!: HAHAHA
ME: yes,
E!: im so glad we can commiserate
ME: mine is arrogant smart geeks
ME: there's something about a man doesn't instantly want to give me everything i want
ME: that wants to destroy all self love i have, there's something instantly that makes them attractive
ME: sometimes their not even that smart
ME: they just think they are
ME: 10% arrogance will make up for the 90% of brains
E!: see dude, this is my problem
E!: im attracted to brosefs
E!: im seriously attracted to douchebag frat guys
E!: and its AWFUL
E!: i wish i wasnt....but ive come to realize that I really am
ME: disgusting
ME: elise
E!: its putrid
ME: we hate brosef
E!: i know
ME: we hate!
E!: it makes me sad
ME: no one likes brosef
ME: maybe its like taco bell
E!: its so bad for you...but so good
ME: it sounds like a great idea
E!: hahahaha
ME: then 2 hours later...no
ME: not so much
ME: it makes me sad too
ME: brosefs need to be with bar skaggs
ME: and you my darling are no bar skagg
E!: this is very, very true
ME: they belong together
ME: your much too pretty for that bs
E!: well maybe Nick the Sales Guy will royally fuck me over thus obliterating my attraction to brosefs
ME: is this like some kind of self punishment
E!: it must be.
E!: it really must be.
ME: no i think it would just increase it
ME: lol
ME: you love brosefs
E!: oh god, thats so true
E!: hahahahaha
ME: it's disturbing
E!: it is.
ME: for A your not stupid
E!: i need to find a super punk guy, or a hipster, and fall madly in love
ME: so automatically
ME: that could work
ME: wanna start going to these parties with me?
ME: that's all that goes
E!: yes!
ME: hipsters, punk dudes
E!: absolutely.
E!: take me away from Boiler and the brosefs
ME: ok but if i see you b-lining to brosef you must allow us to veto
ME: yeah you gotta stop going there
E!: yeah. for sure.
ME: the thing is your so much prettier than those girls
ME: it's like your trying to prove to no one that matters that your better than those skanks, we love you honey,
ME: and you are better than them
E!: thats an interesting way to look at it
E!: i never thought of it that way
ME: for god sakes look at you
ME: your gorgeous
E!: eh
ME: your face is exquiset
ME: and you've got great skin
E!: 30 more pounds and i'll be gorgeous
ME: and hair
ME: no, your gorgeous now
ME: and baby girl you know this cause it's the truth the men who are gonna like you when you don't like yourself arn't gonna stick around
ME: plus your friends are gonna hate them anyways
E!: you are wise
E!: very very wise
ME: lol
ME: you'll find someone whose cool and handsome and wonderful
ME: but you gotta be ready for it too, right? maybe that's why you like brosefs
ME: cause there's no way you could possibly be serious about those jack offs
E!: man...you bring up VERY good points
E!: i think you're right....i probably look for brosefs because i KNOW its not going to be a long-term thing
friend E is typing a message.
ME: but just cause it's not, doesn't mean it still doesn't hurt
ME: just like my loving caleb him not living up to his word doesn't negate my love, or how much he hurt me, it still hurts. but maybe your punishing your self
ME: i know i do it
ME: i'm sure i do
ME: even when i know it's not right, and it hurts over and over again,i'll hang on for dear life as their trying to shake me off
February 2009
7 posts
“Delivery is a combo of two things I love most..eating …and not moving”
– Jim Gaffigan
I think it's important to know
I think it’s important to know, I can be a bad influence..I’ll tell you to do things cause I’d like to tell a funny story usually on a public forum like this. Sometimes I say things like i’d like to make some mistakes tonight…and I do.
Sometimes I feel like maybe I need to slow down..then I laugh at how silly that sounds.
Sometimes I fear I may need to get a boob...
Dear internet dater
Please explain to me why you have one photo up, and it makes you look like a serial killer. that the phrase put the lotion in the basket may escape from your lips at any moment. please explain what is so facinating about my profile that you serial killer guy want to say hi. and maybe lock me in your basement. Is it that you don’t have one friend that could possibly take a non serial...
I'm insane
That pretty much sums it up. I think it’s unfortunate that even the coolest chicks ie me, can totally crumble under a stupid boys thumb.
This man does not deserve me nor has he even remotely scratch the surface of deserving me. I am wasting my awesomeness on this stupid boy. what’s the issue? he treats me like shit and aparenlty i just love that.
goes back to totally not being able...
Flying squirel arms
Yesterday I got a massage, my massage lady, (yeah I couldn’t spell it correctly what ever eye roll) she started working on my arms, and we found some odd horrible knots. I feel like a nicely tendorized piece of beef. she has the pokiest fingers. Anyways, my real thing is, I’ve always hated my arms, even when I was thin, never did I enjoy my abnormally large arms. This is not a plea...
“Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough.”
– OG Mandino
Dear Unicorn
Dear Unicorn in my uterus, I realize you live there, and it’s all well and good when youre dormant for 3 weeks out of the month. It’s actually fine, cause you cause no havoc and I appreciate the fact you are not even noticeable. However as your house-ing unit I must protest dear unicorn. I plead please stop bucking and punching holes in and around my abdominal area, it’s not...