some sage advice given from miss cookie
ME:
E!!
E!:
miss cookie!!
ME:
miss cookie had a melt down
ME:
but is now back
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calm a serene
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found out caleb is now engaged
ME:
to that cross eyed beast
E!:
oh man
ME:
i was shaking with rage
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but my mom came and picked me up
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and i cried
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and she made me a samich
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oh man
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im so sorry
ME:
and now all better
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it's ok,
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good!
ME:
it's not like i want to be with him
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that's not the emotion
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he just hurt me so bad
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he doesn't deserve any kind of hapiness
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he hurts the miss cookie
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so much worse then any man has
E!:
well...elise is being an idiot tonight
ME:
oh?
ME:
cute guy who doesn't pay attention to you?
E!:
yep
ME:
don't be an idiot
E!:
i fucking suck
ME:
god damit elise
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your supposed to be smarter
E!:
he's so goddamn cute
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I KNOW!
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SEirously man, cute guys are like my kryptonite
ME:
your younger than miss cookie
E!:
no joke.
ME:
what kind of thing is that to say?
E!:
common sense goes out the window when a cute guy is involved
ME:
like how are cute guys not everyone kryptonite
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especially a tall cute guy...with an incredibly sexy 5 oclock shadow...
ME:
it's true you're kind of a tard
E!:
fuuuuuucl
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HAHAHA
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i really am
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but i still love you
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and i'll be hear to talk you down
E!:
we all have our vices
E!:
mine apparently is asshole douchebags
ME:
atleast yours are cute
E!:
HAHAHA
ME:
yes,
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im so glad we can commiserate
ME:
mine is arrogant smart geeks
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there's something about a man doesn't instantly want to give me everything i want
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that wants to destroy all self love i have, there's something instantly that makes them attractive
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sometimes their not even that smart
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they just think they are
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10% arrogance will make up for the 90% of brains
E!:
see dude, this is my problem
E!:
im attracted to brosefs
E!:
im seriously attracted to douchebag frat guys
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and its AWFUL
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i wish i wasnt....but ive come to realize that I really am
ME:
disgusting
ME:
elise
E!:
its putrid
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we hate brosef
E!:
i know
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we hate!
E!:
it makes me sad
ME:
no one likes brosef
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maybe its like taco bell
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its so bad for you...but so good
ME:
it sounds like a great idea
E!:
hahahaha
ME:
then 2 hours later...no
ME:
not so much
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it makes me sad too
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brosefs need to be with bar skaggs
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and you my darling are no bar skagg
E!:
this is very, very true
ME:
they belong together
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your much too pretty for that bs
E!:
well maybe Nick the Sales Guy will royally fuck me over thus obliterating my attraction to brosefs
ME:
is this like some kind of self punishment
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it must be.
E!:
it really must be.
ME:
no i think it would just increase it
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lol
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you love brosefs
E!:
oh god, thats so true
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hahahahaha
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it's disturbing
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it is.
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for A your not stupid
E!:
i need to find a super punk guy, or a hipster, and fall madly in love
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so automatically
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that could work
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wanna start going to these parties with me?
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that's all that goes
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yes!
ME:
hipsters, punk dudes
E!:
absolutely.
E!:
take me away from Boiler and the brosefs
ME:
ok but if i see you b-lining to brosef you must allow us to veto
ME:
yeah you gotta stop going there
E!:
yeah. for sure.
ME:
the thing is your so much prettier than those girls
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it's like your trying to prove to no one that matters that your better than those skanks, we love you honey,
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and you are better than them
E!:
thats an interesting way to look at it
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i never thought of it that way
ME:
for god sakes look at you
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your gorgeous
E!:
eh
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your face is exquiset
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and you've got great skin
E!:
30 more pounds and i'll be gorgeous
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and hair
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no, your gorgeous now
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and baby girl you know this cause it's the truth the men who are gonna like you when you don't like yourself arn't gonna stick around
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plus your friends are gonna hate them anyways
E!:
you are wise
E!:
very very wise
ME:
lol
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you'll find someone whose cool and handsome and wonderful
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but you gotta be ready for it too, right? maybe that's why you like brosefs
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cause there's no way you could possibly be serious about those jack offs
E!:
man...you bring up VERY good points
E!:
i think you're right....i probably look for brosefs because i KNOW its not going to be a long-term thing
friend E is typing a message.
ME:
but just cause it's not, doesn't mean it still doesn't hurt
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just like my loving caleb him not living up to his word doesn't negate my love, or how much he hurt me, it still hurts. but maybe your punishing your self
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i know i do it
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i'm sure i do
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even when i know it's not right, and it hurts over and over again,i'll hang on for dear life as their trying to shake me off
